The Most Advanced Public Transport in Primitiveness
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Desperate Relevancy Attempts of I have no context and I must agendapost | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm back after 50 years, I heard there was a raid?” | |
| 2. |  The Dazzling Swordplay of Flying Snow | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The gods draw strength from silence” | |
| 3. |  The Advanced Technocracy of Really Smart Kansas | Iron Fist Consumerists | “First in the US to burn down the patent office 👍” | |
| 4. |  The Unrivalled Eldritch Horror of The Eyebeast | Psychotic Dictatorship | “YyyyyeeeeeAAAHAJAHAAUAGAUGAUGAU GUGHUGHGHUGHGUHGUHGUGHU” | |
| 5. |  The Crunchwrap Ultimatum of Taco Belli | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Vivere Amplius” | |
| 6. |  The 10 kilometres of Bolder Boulder | New York Times Democracy | “Roads are for Rhodes” | |
| 7. |  The Twelve Subways of Make Me A Saanich | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Five Dollaar Footlongs” | |
| 8. |  The Jungler of Zendikar of Planeswalker Jayce Talis | Moralistic Democracy | “Happy Progress Day!” | |
| 9. |  The Refugi Flagship of The CRS Adequate | Democratic Socialists | “Welcome to The Adequate” | |
| 10. |  The Ever-Expanding MCU of Dr Strange and his flying tardigrade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I, too, am a doctor.” |
