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The Nicest Citizens in Primitiveness

World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

As a region, Primitiveness is ranked 20,081st in the world for Nicest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dazzling Swordplay of Flying SnowLiberal Democratic Socialists“The gods draw strength from silence”
2.The Ominously Expanding Codebase of Dot BotLeft-wing Utopia“It's *almost* hammer time.”
3.The Red Lyrium Barbeque Sauce of The Lord Seeker-of BeansDemocratic Socialists“The only destiny that demands respect is BEANS”
4.The Credit Fraud Is Old News of Thieves are stealing my hemoglobinAnarchy“Those blasted internet thieves...”
5.The Confusable Snack Food of Dogs That Look Like CoconutsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Idk why they're so...the way they are...”
6.The Jungler of Zendikar of Planeswalker Jayce TalisMoralistic Democracy“Happy Progress Day!”
7.The 480 sugar grams of Bandai NanaimoRight-wing Utopia“Located in Gundam BC, The Dark Souls of Canada”
8.The Community of The Square Dancing Legion UpstairsNew York Times Democracy“*CLUDUDUNK* *CLUDUDUNK* *DONK* dut dut dududududdud”
9.The Most Serene Republic of Curious Your Name Is Wynne And YetRight-wing Utopia“I could reanimate myself, but where's the fun in that?”
10.The Darkspawn Detective of Hurlock SholmesPsychotic Dictatorship“HUUUAHUHHHGHJHKGG my dear Watson”
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