The Most Secular in Pony Lands
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Pony Lands is ranked 2,580th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Republic of Free Stalliongrad | Democratic Socialists | “Socialism, Hay and Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Equestria Socialist | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “It pathetic to give up before you try” | |
| 3. |  The Cosy Nestling of Common Blackbird | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Coo coo coo coo coo coo” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Behind you! Spiders!” | |
| 5. |  The Laser-Wielding Commune of Intergalactic Penguins | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fish, squid and hyperspace transport for all!” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Brilliant Equestria | Left-Leaning College State | “By the grace of Her Eternal Highness” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of World Builder | Left-wing Utopia | “Now we're awoken, we're taking back control” | |
| 8. |  The Protected Isle of The Vines | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Your life force. Our passion.” | |
| 9. |  The Soviet Republics of Silvertopia 2 | Democratic Socialists | “The name should be Baltimare Republic... But Onwards!” | |
| 10. |  The Envoy of The Apocalyptian Herald | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Glory to the Apocalypse!” |
