by Max Barry

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Pony Lands World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Pony Lands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Pony Lands is ranked 15,959th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Asylum of SehvekahLibertarian Police State“Aedificii incendio et non culpa”
2.The Corporate Republic of The OMNICORP GroupIron Fist Consumerists“Omnipotence. Omniscience. Compliance.”
3.The Underwater Hordes of SeaponiesLeft-Leaning College State“SHOO BE DOO! SHOO SHOO BE DOO!”
4.The Enterprises of Richard RomanCorporate Police State“The world is my food dish”
5.The Social Antiquity of Floogan NooganFather Knows Best State“Floogan! Noogan! OI NUTTA!”
6.The Office of The Apocalyptian HeraldIron Fist Consumerists“Glory to the Apocalypse!”
7.The Kaleidoscope World of A Carousel PonyAnarchy“Riding along on a carousel, will I catch up to you?”
8.The Upstanding Pony of Shimmering SunsetsRight-wing Utopia“Vibrante Sol”
9.The Holy Empire of White and BlackAnarchy“Differences Aside, We Are One”
10.The Glorious Commarist paradise of MarescowPsychotic Dictatorship“Hail Glorious Comrades!”