by Max Barry

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Pony Lands World Census

The Safest in Pony Lands

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Pony Lands is ranked 3,270th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Principality of TrotterdamLeft-Leaning College State“The Indivisible Many”
2.The Rainbow Pony Kingdom of The Candy Of BottlesDemocratic Socialists“Underground living, and proud of it!”
3.The Shrill Pony Federation of ShrilllandLeft-wing Utopia“For the Friendship and Harmony of All”
4.The Laser-Wielding Commune of Intergalactic PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“Fish, squid and hyperspace transport for all!”
5.The Protectorate of Lyra and Bon BonCivil Rights Lovefest“You are in the care of Lyra and Bon Bon”
6.The Pony Principality of Princess Mi Amore CadenzaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Princess Cadance is Your Goddess”
7.The Ninefold Planet of MotaviansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Nature will provide where industry fails.”
8.The Armed Asylum of SehvekahLibertarian Police State“Aedificii incendio et non culpa”
9.The Society of FulinLiberal Democratic Socialists“The Sun Shines Evermore”
10.The Scientific Collectives of FrenequestaLeft-Leaning College State“Alle Menschen und Zauberpferde sind Brüder”