The Fattest Citizens in Poland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Poland is ranked 5,219th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
| 2. |  The Royal Capital City of Krakow | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cracovia urbs celeberrima” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Spira | Left-Leaning College State | “Praise be to Yevon” | |
| 4. |  The City of Kielce | Left-wing Utopia | “Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna” | |
| 5. |  The City of Lwow | Moralistic Democracy | “Semper Fidelis” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Great Poznan | Capitalist Paradise | “Empowering Freedom, Enriching Lives, Building Strength.” | |
| 7. |  The City of Poznan | New York Times Democracy | “Żyj w prawdzie, sprawiedliwości i pokoju” | |
| 8. |  The City of Torun | Left-wing Utopia | “Nic o nas, bez nas” | |
| 9. |  The Voivodeship of Lublin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Smakuj życie!” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Poland empire 2348567402 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” |
