The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Pittsburgh
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Albany Heights | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Beleni | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The State of Hayes Culver | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Say we all” | |
| 4. |  The State of Lady Eliza | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Fine Mess” | |
| 5. |  The State of Lakevale | Anarchy | “Quiet Refuge” | |
| 6. |  The District of Monongahela Steel | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Mountain Homes | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Begin” | |
| 8. |  The State of The Steel Works | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
