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Pennsylvania World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Pennsylvania

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Pennsylvania is ranked 10,320th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Happy-Go-Lucky Land of HappyValley0012Civil Rights Lovefest“We STILL Are...”
2.The EriePennsylvania Brewers of Koehler BeerFather Knows Best State“Erie Brewing Company, Erie, PA”
3.The SpongeChocolateEatingBowlers of Greengarden LanesAnarchy“1583 W 38th St, Erie, PA 16508; (814) 864-2642”
4.The Corporation of Bethlehem SteelCapitalizt“New York, brought to you by Bethlehem Steel Company”
5.The ChocolateLast Suppers of TLS Storage UnitLeft-Leaning College State“Storage for the Last Supper chocolates”
6.The Queendom of QayPsychotic Dictatorship“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.The Queen's State of UmbusoweBenevolent Dictatorship“Begin”
8.The State of Friends SocietyAnarchy“A group setting out”
9.The Queen's State of McTavishAnarchy“State”
10.The State of DBA PANew York Times Democracy“High Commissioner Extra-ordinaire”
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