by Max Barry

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Paradoxia World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Paradoxia

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 1,035th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Gross Empiredom of Stilton-on-the-RocksCompulsory Consumerist State“For Fatherland, Motherland, Uncleland, and Bad Slogans”
2.The Vestigial Realm of EspinCompulsory Consumerist State“By necessity, bent and broken”
3.The Viceroyalty of Maltropian IslandsNew York Times Democracy“A more insular Maltropia”
4.The Interactive Community of ParadoxCompulsory Consumerist State“Johan Vult!”
5.The Most Catholic Empire of MaltropiaLeft-wing Utopia“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”
6.The Hanseatic League of Northern BigfootiaFather Knows Best State“Liberty, Equality, Pizza!”
7.The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a ShowerDemocratic Socialists“Flush the toilet and die”