The Highest Crime Rates in Paradoxia
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 1,035th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
|1.||The Gross Empiredom of Stilton-on-the-Rocks||Compulsory Consumerist State||“For Fatherland, Motherland, Uncleland, and Bad Slogans”|
|2.||The Vestigial Realm of Espin||Compulsory Consumerist State||“By necessity, bent and broken”|
|3.||The Viceroyalty of Maltropian Islands||New York Times Democracy||“A more insular Maltropia”|
|4.||The Interactive Community of Paradox||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Johan Vult!”|
|5.||The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia||Left-wing Utopia||“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”|
|6.||The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia||Father Knows Best State||“Liberty, Equality, Pizza!”|
|7.||The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower||Democratic Socialists||“Flush the toilet and die”|