by Max Barry

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Paradoxia World Census

The Longest Average Lifespans in Paradoxia

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 22,314th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a ShowerDemocratic Socialists“Flush the toilet and die”
2.The Most Catholic Empire of MaltropiaLeft-wing Utopia“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”
3.The Viceroyalty of Maltropian IslandsNew York Times Democracy“A more insular Maltropia”
4.The Interactive Community of ParadoxCompulsory Consumerist State“Johan Vult!”
5.The Vestigial Realm of EspinCompulsory Consumerist State“By necessity, bent and broken”
6.The Gross Empiredom of Stilton-on-the-RocksCompulsory Consumerist State“For Fatherland, Motherland, Uncleland, and Bad Slogans”
7.The Hanseatic League of Northern BigfootiaFather Knows Best State“Liberty, Equality, Pizza!”