The Fattest Citizens in Pacific Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Pacific Islands is ranked 397th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Island Republic of CR Oscilloscopes||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Industry Über Alles”|
|2.||The Colony of East Isles 110||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The meaning to life, the universe, and everything”|
|3.||The Nice of Heisenberg Tonne||Moralistic Democracy||“Proud Social”|
|4.||The Republic of Trosvia||Tyranny by Majority||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|5.||The Community of Yellownesia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Definitely Not a Cargo Cult”|