The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Pacific Defenders
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I find your lack of faith disturbing...” | |
| 2. |  The Special Forces of Vigilant Guard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eyes Open” | |
| 3. |  The Main Bus Driver of Hail to the bus driver | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Driving all day, I need some hails to survive” | |
| 4. |  The CDM Chicory Coffee drinker of Nolaerie Storage Unit | Democratic Socialists | “Moving and Storage for Defenders” | |
| 5. |  The Parked U-Haul Truck of Kanaia Puppet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Please refrain from urinating on the chrome...” | |
| 6. |  The Strategic Defense Initiative of One for the Gipper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Trust But Verify” |
