by Max Barry

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The Most Rebellious Youth in Ozzy

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Ozzy is ranked 765th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Flaming Maniacs of Nader LandLeft-Leaning College State“It's a Nader Nader Nader Nader Nation!!”
2.The Satanic Worshippers of JunkylandCivil Rights Lovefest“The Ozzman Cometh!”
3.The Incorporated States of Lazer LlamasCivil Rights Lovefest“Pew Pew Meeeeew”
4.The Violent Punk Rockers of Anarchist Mean PeopleLeft-wing Utopia“Do What Ever You Want”
5.The Alternative Rock Band of AngelsandAirwavesCivil Rights Lovefest“Everything's Magic”
6.The Freakin' Awesome Dudes of New JunkylandCivil Rights Lovefest“In Ozzy We Trust”
7.The Traveling Metallers of The Church of OzzyCivil Rights Lovefest“In Ozzy We Trust”
8.The Rockin' Guitar Solo of Randy RhoadsCivil Rights Lovefest“In Randy We Trust”
9.The Liberation Army of The Peoples Anarchist MovementLeft-Leaning College State“No Government will ever give you Freedom”
10.The Monkey Lovin' Nation of Pygmy MarmosetLiberal Democratic Socialists“I Want A Pygmy Marmoset Sooo Bad!!!”
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