The Smartest Citizens in Ozymandium
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperium Popularis of Baron Von William | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Per multa nobis prospere” | |
| 2. |  The Triumviritic Republic of Draconae | Left-wing Utopia | “Liberty, Justice, Mercy, Peace” | |
| 3. |  The Percy Bysshe Shelley Poem of Ozimandias | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” | |
| 4. |  The Duhmakrasee of Barn Von Willyam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pur malta no-beeze prahspear!” |
