by Max Barry

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Ottawa World Census

The Highest Drug Use in Ottawa

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Ottawa is ranked 8,199th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of Elgin MetcalfeCivil Rights Lovefest“Wellington Park”
2.The Queen's State of Lord BytownAnarchy“Great Northern Hope”
3.The Queen's State of Rideau CircleAnarchy“RIP”
4.The Queen's State of Lady LornaCorporate Bordello“RIP”
5.The Queen's State of Canada FirstNew York Times Democracy“RIP”
6.The Queendom of TupperInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace on Earth”
7.The Colony of The Grand ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Home”
8.The Queen's State of Stornoway HouseCapitalist Paradise“Always Watching”