by Max Barry

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Ottawa World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Ottawa

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, Ottawa is ranked 5,571st in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of Rideau CircleAnarchy“RIP”
2.The Queen's State of Canada FirstNew York Times Democracy“RIP”
3.The Queen's State of Elgin MetcalfeCivil Rights Lovefest“Wellington Park”
4.The Queen's State of Lady LornaCorporate Bordello“RIP”
5.The Colony of The Grand ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Home”
6.The Queen's State of Lord BytownAnarchy“Great Northern Hope”
7.The Queen's State of Stornoway HouseCapitalist Paradise“Always Watching”
8.The Queendom of TupperInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace on Earth”