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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Ottawa

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Rideau Circle	Anarchy	“RIP”
2.	The Queen's State of Lady Lorna	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
3.	The Queen's State of Canada First	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”
4.	The District of Elgin Metcalfe	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Community”
5.	The State of The Grand Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Home”
6.	The Queen's State of Lord Bytown	Anarchy	“Great Northern Hope”
7.	The State of Stornoway House	Right-wing Utopia	“Always Watching”
8.	The State of Tupper	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace on Earth”