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The Fattest Citizens in Otoris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Independiania	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Independence through Independia”
2.	The Democratic Republic of Lore Mak	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
3.	The Dark Side of The World Origin	Democratic Socialists	“Unite”
4.	The Rogue Nation of GSN21	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Tiocfaidh ár lá”
5.	The Empire of Rototornik	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Excellence is our habit, perfection is our goal.”