The Fattest Citizens in Osiris
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6,891. |  The Republic of 0k this is epic | 213,370th | 9.13 | ||
| 6,892. | The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 210 | 213,415th | 9.13 | ||
| 6,893. |  The People's Republic of Peoples Republic du Quebec | 213,432nd | 9.13 | ||
| 6,894. |  The Kingdom of Canadian Monarchy | 213,483rd | 9.13 | ||
| 6,895. |  The Democratic Republic of Stain Pan | 213,496th | 9.13 | ||
| 6,896. |  The Kingdom of Cappyton | 213,500th | 9.13 | ||
| 6,897. |  The Jingoistic States of Forcarol17 | 213,512th | 9.13 | ||
| 6,898. |  The Autocratic Bureacracy of Reakia | 213,526th | 9.13 | ||
| 6,899. |  The Empire of Ruchi | 213,564th | 9.13 | ||
| 6,900. |  The Republic of Jupanie | 213,588th | 9.13 | ||
