The Fattest Citizens in Osiris
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8,021. |  The People's Republic of EatPotatoAndCrapThunder | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Try reason first, and you know what to do if it fails” | |
| 8,022. | The Republic of Carambola Pizza | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Yum yum yum” | |
| 8,023. |  The Republic of Possum Kingdom | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Trust but verify.” | |
| 8,024. |  The Republic of Caecar 13 | Democratic Socialists | “Always have Peace” | |
| 8,025. | The Republic of Hizuru22 | Democratic Socialists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 8,026. | The Kakistocracy of Grothbord | Iron Fist Consumerists | “What?” | |
| 8,027. |  The Empire of Toobya | Democratic Socialists | “Amor libertasque” | |
| 8,028. |  The Queendom of NekoNekoNya | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All my precious kittens must obey.” | |
| 8,029. |  The Republic of Chevra | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ad meliora et ad lucem” | |
| 8,030. |  The Republic of Cards Overflow I | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Extra cards” |
