by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 10,053rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Rogue Nation of SmithwoodCapitalist Paradise“Life, liberty, property.”
32.The Principality of DraycoraAnarchy“On rohkeutta ajatella itseńsi”
33.The United States of AsviniaCivil Rights Lovefest“One Nation, Indivisible”
34.The Platypus Ponasking Pirates of Mach2Capitalist Paradise“Nay anthropomorphize computers. They hates that!”
35.The Holy Empire of Religious New HavenFather Knows Best State“God Bless”
36.The Corporation of Team IronmanCompulsory Consumerist State“Be yourself. Unless you can be Ironman. Then be Ironman”
37.The Corporate Republic of WealthatoniaCapitalizt“For the Higher Classes”
38.The Best Democracy Money Can Buy of MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICACorporate Police State“The land of guns, freedumb, and DIABEETUS!”
39.The Rogue Nation of 1337 G4M3R5Compulsory Consumerist State“I r teh pwn”
40.The Corporate Feudalism of Lower MattasiaCompulsory Consumerist State“No king without commerce; no commerce without the king.”
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