by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 9,434th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Holy Empire of HeadcrabiansCorporate Police State“Civil rights exist only to be banned.”
12.The Machiavellian Wet-Dream of Snow TromiaCorporate Police State“Work makes you free.”
13.The Confederacy of Slave HubCorporate Bordello“We are the best”
14.The Disputed Territories of BettongiaFather Knows Best State“In Defeat Malice; in Victory Revenge”
15.The Confederacy of Ter ScraCapitalizt“Aurum est potestas”
16.The Holy Solar Empire of The Union of Mandalorian EreborCorporate Police State“JATE'KARA BE WERDE DARASUUM”
17.The Divine Federation of Religious CorporationsCorporate Bordello“In God We Trust”
18.The Dictatorship of QuiyopolisCorporate Police State“...”
19.The Dictatorship of BananaBytesIron Fist Consumerists“Always bring a banana to a party.”
20.The Incorporated States of MaskellvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Thank ME....For Me”
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