by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 9,959th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unincorporated Community of West MattasiaAnarchy“Certus, praecedere.”
2.The Bread winners of NecessicityCapitalizt“You have two choices, consume or produce”
3.The Boyqueendom of FungooseBenevolent Dictatorship“WE WILL DESTROY POOR PEOPLE!”
4.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
5.The All-Circumspect Confederacy of Unparalleled LunacyCapitalizt“Tenere Lineam!”
6.The Mountain Range of The Snow ShieldCapitalizt“none”
7.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Gott und mein Recht”
8.The Dystopian Corporate Republic of RalloriInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wealth is Power.”
9.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
10.The Atomic Empire of NukatopiaFather Knows Best State“war never changes”
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