The Smartest Citizens in Osiris
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Brillnuck | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Liberty, Equality, Democracy” | |
| 2. |  The Divine Infinite Technocracy of Dragonian Alliance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In the Extremes, Truth is Known” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of North Winterfell | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Winter is Coming” | |
| 4. |  The Technocratic Union of Azurius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Technology, Science and Merit for Prosperity.” | |
| 5. | The Imperial Metarchian Empire of Dooom35796821595 | Father Knows Best State | “I was the turkey all along!” | |
| 6. |  The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe | Democratic Socialists | “Peace Through Superior Firepower!” | |
| 7. | The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea | Corporate Bordello | “Prosperity, Industry, Glory” | |
| 8. |  The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics | Father Knows Best State | “Servitium Fert Ordinem, Ordinem Fert Unitate” | |
| 9. | The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Under one, for all” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Invictus | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Honesty, Industry, Prudence.” |
