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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Ordis

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Favonia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Desperta Ferro!”
2.	The Proletarian Union of Valourium	Left-wing Utopia	“LIBERTAS OMNIBUS”
3.	The Párnalen-Ístmenid of Escalan Corps-Star Island	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Ésten | Pákzin | Ekílad”
4.	The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories	Father Knows Best State	“Do no good, see no harm”
5.	The Sato Masaki of Toishima	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“What do you want, is it necessary?”
6.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXXVII	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
7.	The Isle of Pellagia	New York Times Democracy	“Iushr, Frumkeyt, Getreyshaft”
8.	The Principality of Amoni ram	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
9.	The Republic of Orbis Ra	Moralistic Democracy	“Pride and Industry”
10.	The Commonwealth of Intermountain States	Capitalist Paradise	“A wise man learns to tolerate lactose.”