The Rudest Citizens in One big Island
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Klingon Imperium of IKV Nemesis | New York Times Democracy | “Here's the beef” | |
| 2. |  The God's Chosen Nation of Dictationapore | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Domo Arigato” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brightonburgia est imperare orbi universo” | |
| 4. |  The Klingon Protectorate of Lendourian | Anarchy | “Do not feed the Taldren Loon” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Aestnesia | Corporate Bordello | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 6. |  The Sleeping Jester of Stone angel | Democratic Socialists | “No Worries” | |
| 7. |  The Community of The Paw Paw Patch | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Way down yonder in the Paw Paw Patch!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Newquay Pier | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Moon Princess | Anarchy | “The centre cannot hold” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Potato Lando | Corporate Bordello | “Mission Accomplished” |
