The Highest Drug Use in One big Island
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, One big Island is ranked 13,124th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Commie Nation of Love | Left-wing Utopia | “Equal by force” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Newquay Pier | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Orc Wizard | Anarchy | “Dispell Magik!” | |
| 4. |  The Community of The Paw Paw Patch | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Way down yonder in the Paw Paw Patch!” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Nemesis MK II | Left-Leaning College State | “Conquest by Sabre Dance” | |
| 6. |  The Lordship of CromeDome | Democratic Socialists | “Cash or Gold Only” | |
| 7. | The Constitutional Monarchy of The ArKayn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Quis Habemus Servamus” | |
| 8. |  The Stronghold of Brown Keep | Anarchy | “Out of many one” | |
| 9. |  The Ferret Colony of FatFerret | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Feed Us” | |
| 10. |  The Oooolian Republic of Ooool | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Don't Feed the Bears” |
