The Rudest Citizens in Omstarks Puppet Storage
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of The United Kingdom of Baltland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Brödrafolkens väl” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Sadera | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Et fides, et Caesarem, et Patriae - Deum vult!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Romangnan Empire of Imperial and Royal Monarchy | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Indivisibiliter ac Inseparabiliter” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Fuso 1948 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “和” |
