The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
2. | The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR | Father Knows Best State | “EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI” | |
3. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
4. | The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
5. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
6. | The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | |
7. | The Republic of Kyupaa | Democratic Socialists | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
8. | The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Left-wing Utopia | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
9. | The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.” | |
10. | The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!” |