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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Nunavut

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United States of Gnomietopia	Left-Leaning College State	“GnomeSayin”
2.	The District of Tamashi No Shakai	Iron Fist Socialists	“Soul”
3.	The State of Perfected Igloo	Left-wing Utopia	“RIP”
4.	The Matriarchy of Sannginivut	Mother Knows Best State	“Our land, our strength.”
5.	The District of Nuuk at	Civil Rights Lovefest	“our glorious community”
6.	The District of Inaccessible	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“northern community”
7.	The State of Nunavut Sannginivut	New York Times Democracy	“Forever”
8.	The Queen's State of Thelon Post	Left-Leaning College State	“Anything to get by these days”
9.	The State of Nunalivut	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
10.	The State of Yemeni	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Unity, Discipline, Work”