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The Smartest Citizens in Nunavut

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Perfected Igloo	Left-wing Utopia	“RIP”
2.	The District of Nuuk at	Civil Rights Lovefest	“our glorious community”
3.	The State of Nunavut Sannginivut	New York Times Democracy	“Forever”
4.	The Queen's State of Thelon Post	Left-Leaning College State	“Anything to get by these days”
5.	The District of Inaccessible	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“northern community”
6.	The State of Nunalivut	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
7.	The District of Tamashi No Shakai	Iron Fist Socialists	“Soul”
8.	The Matriarchy of Sannginivut	Mother Knows Best State	“Our land, our strength.”
9.	The State of Yemeni	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Unity, Discipline, Work”