The Most Primitive in Nudist Dreamland
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 18,387th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“25000000BC or Bust!”|
|2.||The PS2 Puppet of Pencil Sharpeners||Anarchy||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|3.||The Matriarchy of Wailing Grannies||Corporate Police State||“Chomh sean leis an cheo agus níos sine faoi dhó.”|
|4.||The Theocracy of Extreme Views||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Don't sit on the fence, make a decision”|
|5.||The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy||Corporate Police State||“Accept me with reverence and fear.”|
|6.||The Reign of Grace and Beauty of Dancing Dragons||Mother Knows Best State||“Je maintiendrai”|
|7.||The Free Land of Her Majesty Alexandria||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Freedom Through Hedonism”|
|8.||The Free Land of Ever Always||Democratic Socialists||“Love has no age, no limits, and no death.”|
|9.||The Protectorate of Racket||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Le commencement est la moitié de l'action.”|
|10.||The Free Land of Drunken Taxicabs||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Alarm clocks fell on their heads.”|