by Max Barry

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Nudist Dreamland World Census

The Most Primitive in Nudist Dreamland

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 18,387th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ever Regressing Backwater of ProsophobiaIron Fist Consumerists“25000000BC or Bust!”
2.The PS2 Puppet of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Matriarchy of Wailing GranniesCorporate Police State“Chomh sean leis an cheo agus níos sine faoi dhó.”
4.The Theocracy of Extreme ViewsIron Fist Consumerists“Don't sit on the fence, make a decision”
5.The Earthly Walk of The Choir BoyCorporate Police State“Accept me with reverence and fear.”
6.The Reign of Grace and Beauty of Dancing DragonsMother Knows Best State“Je maintiendrai”
7.The Free Land of Her Majesty AlexandriaCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom Through Hedonism”
8.The Free Land of Ever AlwaysDemocratic Socialists“Love has no age, no limits, and no death.”
9.The Protectorate of RacketIron Fist Consumerists“Le commencement est la moitié de l'action.”
10.The Free Land of Drunken TaxicabsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Alarm clocks fell on their heads.”
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