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Nudist Dreamland World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Nudist Dreamland

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 301st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nudist States of YanniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”
2.The Sunbathers of The Nude BeachInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Let It All Hang Out!”
3.The Intellectual Iconoclasts of IcariannaLeft-wing Utopia“If it ain't broke, break it.”
4.The People's Woodlands of Nelvana IIILiberal Democratic Socialists“We're crab people now?”
5.The Divine Cabaret of Friends of DorothyCivil Rights Lovefest“Some of us are looking at the stars.”
6.The Dominion of The Undead SailorLeft-wing Utopia“The sea does not like to be restrained.”
7.The Founder of Nudist DreamlandLeft-wing Utopia“I can resist everything except temptation.”
8.The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan ClubLeft-wing Utopia“We love you, Joe.”
9.The Free Land of Rainbow BeachLeft-wing Utopia“We're happy and we know it!”
10.The Ever Regressing Backwater of ProsophobiaIron Fist Consumerists“25000000BC or Bust!”
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