The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co	Compulsory Consumerist State	“In J.R. We Trust”
2.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.	The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr	Compulsory Consumerist State	“With oysters we thrive!”
4.	The Free State of Vosiycrs	Anarchy	“There Can Never Be Enough”
5.	The Republic of Buddhai	Capitalist Paradise	“Motto”
6.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
7.	The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option	Father Knows Best State	“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
8.	The Most Christian City of Ordenza	Capitalist Paradise	“Do not despair”
9.	The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land	Corporate Police State	“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
10.	The Confederacy of The Goggles	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Deo Vindice”