The Fattest Citizens in Northern Ocean
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of The Chuck | Capitalist Paradise | “Pecunia non olet” | |
| 2. |  The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We got everything you need!” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Iarann Grudaidh | Democratic Socialists | “Dum spiro, pugnare” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Port Ember | Left-Leaning College State | “Industry, Progress, Wealth” |
