The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in North Carolina
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The State of Badford | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Power for Power” | |
2. | The Confederacy of Carolinas | Corporate Police State | “Thus always to tyrants.” | |
3. | The State of Carolus Proprietors | Conservative Democracy | “Tar Heels Province” | |
4. | The Commonwealth of Casoscaria | Left-wing Utopia | “We will lick you” | |
5. | The People's Republic of Chale Pria Katicana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
6. | The Free Land of Chapel Hill | New York Times Democracy | “Esse Quam Vierde - To be rather than to seem” | |
7. | The Republic of Davie Sovereign | Conservative Democracy | “God, family, Bibles, guns.” | |
8. | The Republic of Durham | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “UK or US?” | |
9. | The State of Dzibilnocec | Anarchy | “unofficial flag 1894” | |
10. | The State of Fort Oeillade | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Wave” |