The Most Cheerful Citizens in North America
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dust of Bison | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What are gods?” | |
| 2. |  The Sovereign State of Nova Anglicana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lex Orandi, Lex Credendi, Lex Terrae” | |
| 3. |  The Federal State of Central Nation | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Forever We Stand for Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Social-Federal Commonwealth of Unified Republics | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Libertas de paupertate, tyrannide, et avaritia.” | |
| 5. |  The Islamic Republic of Al Amarja | Democratic Socialists | “Purveyors of Discount Barbarism Since 2002” | |
| 6. |  The Community of An Earthly Pure Land | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Namo Amitābha Buddha” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Samspo | Left-wing Utopia | “Cooperation without Coercion” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Tysons | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Crown Dependency of South Sulphur | Democratic Socialists | “Consider the Ravens” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Greater Arctic Canada | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sea to Sea” |
