The Rudest Citizens in North America
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emirate of Overbonia | New York Times Democracy | “Ottom S'Ainobrevo” | |
| 2. |  The United States of US ofA | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In God We Trust” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Absoraki | Moralistic Democracy | “God favors the Strong” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Martinia | Capitalizt | “Life liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Nurumbega | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of Moniopolon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The United States of The III American Republic | Anarchy | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 8. | The Union of United-Statesn | Corporate Bordello | “En Dieu nous croyons” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Costa Verde | Free-Market Paradise | “Dios y patria” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Teren De Nord | Right-wing Utopia | “God & Country” |
