The Most Rebellious Youth in Nordic Lands
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Happy Place of Cop Met | Left-wing Utopia | “♥” | |
| 2. |  The Fenno-Ugrian Front of Finntown | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For the sake of Fenno-Ugrians!” | |
| 3. |  The Synergic Resourcist Land of Whallhall | Left-Leaning College State | “High Abundance, Material Equality, and Freedom for All!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Aarhustan | Left-Leaning College State | “Kan hun være værdig til (May she be worthy of the name)” | |
| 5. |  The Genovian Kingdom of La Familia Cardona | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ciò che facciamo nella vita riecheggia nell'eternità” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Rumbling Blue Booms of The Goddess of Thunder | Libertarian Police State | “Did Someone Step On a Duck?” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Kaylospica | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Kushinas Parrots | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We acknowledge persimmon as a Moon Berry” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of UwUlands | Democratic Socialists | “το μυστικό της ελευθερίας είναι το θάρρος” | |
| 10. | The Free Land of Anarchich | Left-wing Utopia | “No Government, No Restrictions On Scientific Progress.” |
