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The Fattest Citizens in Night Rise

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Wed Vitana	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.	The Empire of Kurou	Psychotic Dictatorship	“30 seconds is longer than you think, ask a man on fire”
3.	The Anomaly of Blonds	New York Times Democracy	“Venom”
4.	The Theocracy of Planestation	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Always check the entire dungeon”
5.	The Most Serene Republic of Holy Meguca Meduka Empire	Democratic Socialists	“Praise the Goddess Madoka, for she died for our sins”