by Max Barry

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New Western Empire World Census

The Fattest Citizens in New Western Empire

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, New Western Empire is ranked 6,688th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of RitterdorfAnarchy“Persistent and gratuitous!”
2.The Free Land of KonithranAnarchy“One country, One dream”
3.The Empire of Lothric-Iron Fist Consumerists“Carpe Diem”
4.The Free Land of TyranogorgonLeft-Leaning College State“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
5.The Grand Republic of CharcoaltropolisCapitalist Paradise“We strive for economic superiority.”
6.The Democratic Republic of LiberNovusAmericaeLeft-Leaning College State“Lucky To Be Free.”
7.The Under-World Union of South-East AntarcticaCorporate Police State“Let our nation shine”
8.The Corporate Republic of CheesecakeastanCorporate Bordello“For God and Cheesecake”
9.The Free State of AestornAnarchy“Nzappa Zap”
10.The Longest Serving Ormantum of OrmantumCivil Rights Lovefest“Veni, Vidi, Vici”
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