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New Western Atlantic World Census

The Fattest Citizens in New Western Atlantic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, New Western Atlantic is ranked 8,658th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Republic States of WentsworthCompulsory Consumerist State“Out of the many, rise the few”
2.The United Republic of HeisenbeeFather Knows Best State“Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.”
3.The United States of Christian Republic of AmericaCorporate Bordello“Socialism is cancer”
4.The Republic of Gardevoir IslandsIron Fist Consumerists“Open your eyes and reach for the stars”
5.The Holy Empire of American TemplarIron Fist Consumerists“Deus Enim Nos Pugnare”
6.The Dictatorship of WeronicaIron Fist Consumerists“Kill everything”
7.The Matriarchy of HarridanAnarchy“So do our minutes hasten to the end.”
8.The Republic of Lauff BlonttopiaBenevolent Dictatorship“By The People For The People”
9.The Republic of BlardillenAnarchy“Strength Through Compliance”
10.The People's Republic of Rules Of FatCivil Rights Lovefest“We are all free...... Until money is out”
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