The Fattest Citizens in New West Indies
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, New West Indies is ranked 12,535th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Partial Monarchy of Viking Nordland | Anarchy | “Búskapur” | |
2. | The Republic of Raxy Soverodnuizzlemordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From Many, One” | |
3. | The Republic of JOIHF | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hockey for all” | |
4. | The Allied States of New West Indies | Left-wing Utopia | “In Varietate Concordia” | |
5. | The Queendom of Anastasia Karanikolaou | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
6. | The United Antillean Kingdom of Antillae Unitae | Democratic Socialists | “Post Nubila Phoebus” | |
7. | The Republic of District Line 9 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
8. | The Loving Couple of -I-Ship-It | Authoritarian Democracy | “Shipping Fan!” | |
9. | The Republic of Tinja | Left-Leaning College State | “Justice, Accountability, Empowerment” |