by Max Barry

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New Warsaw Pact World Census

The Nudest in New Warsaw Pact

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, New Warsaw Pact is ranked 6,156th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of BoysvilleLeft-Leaning College State“Boys will be boys”
2.The United Socialist Provinces of New WalajambaDemocratic Socialists“May socialism bring justice throughout the land”
3.The United Socialist States of Union of Soviet Zaprad RepublicsDemocratic Socialists“Son's and daughters of Zapradrutia Unite”
4.The Protectorate of Jeecseek PahduluahIron Fist Consumerists“A Generation Waits for Dawn”
5.The Peoples Republic of EvalaysiaIron Fist Consumerists“He who dares, wins.”
6.The Holy Empire of United States of the Holy Russian EmpireCorporate Police State“Feuer und Eis”
7.The Deplorable Malfeasances of Capitalist ReichIron Fist Consumerists“Over Five-Billion Enslavedô”
8.The Divine Empire of GaerimInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Living Gods, dead foes.”
9.The Republic of New sanssInoffensive Centrist Democracy“By The People For The People”
10.The United Kingdom of Prussia empireIron Fist Consumerists“Might Makes Right”
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