by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in New Warsaw Pact

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, New Warsaw Pact is ranked 3,732nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Aristocratic Regime of Lowell LeberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Was wollen wir trinken”
2.The Free Land of CapiliaCapitalizt“We have money, not morals”
3.The Akuist Empire of Aku CityCompulsory Consumerist State“Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow”
4.The Corporatocratic Republic of The Republican FederationCivil Rights Lovefest“Profit, freedom, science”
5.The Centralized Union of NovoroyssiaIron Fist Consumerists“Profit before morals”
6.The Former Vine Star of Kurtis ConnerIron Fist Consumerists“I... I don't even know...”
7.The Diplomatic Representative of NEW WARSAW PACTCapitalizt“Diplomatic Representative of NEW WARSAW PACT”
8.The Rogue Borderlands of KearsargeCorporate Police State“In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it”
9.The Most Serene Republic of NeziagAnarchy“Strength Through Freedom”
10.The Knights of The Round TableInoffensive Centrist Democracy“United we stand!”
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