The Most Secular in New Septentrion
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Great Twitter Account of Westervelde | Democratic Socialists | “Nousevan Auringon Maa” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Paragania | Left-wing Utopia | “Please consult the number on the back of the box.” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Soviet Republics of Letniev | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Soviet Repuppets of Letnia | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” |
