The Most Advanced Defense Forces in New Septentrion
Nations ranked highly spend the most on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Paragania | Left-wing Utopia | “Please consult the number on the back of the box.” | |
| 2. |  The Great Twitter Account of Westervelde | Democratic Socialists | “Nousevan Auringon Maa” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Soviet Republics of Letniev | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Soviet Repuppets of Letnia | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” |
