The Most Rebellious Youth in New Mexico
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Corbin Good | Free-Market Paradise | “Good Community” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Roswell NM | Anarchy | “Its a Weather Balloon, can't you tell?” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Make a Right | Anarchy | “Should have made a left” | |
| 4. |  The State of Hassanal Bolkiah | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 5. |  The State of Tirsdag | Tyranny by Majority | “Getting By” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Arfire | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Bloodbath in Brazzaville” | |
| 7. |  The State of Los Arenales | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 8. |  The State of Atmus | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 9. |  The State of Arrowshore | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Clovis New Mexico | Corporate Bordello | “A City On The Move – Come Grow With Us!” |
