The Largest Cheese Export Sector in New Mexico
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Clovis New Mexico | Corporate Bordello | “A City On The Move – Come Grow With Us!” | |
| 2. |  The State of Los Arenales | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Truth or Consequences | Corporate Bordello | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Roswell NM | Anarchy | “Its a Weather Balloon, can't you tell?” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Tacos Republic | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Tacos forever” | |
| 6. |  The District of Corbin Good | Free-Market Paradise | “Good Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Arrowshore | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The State of Hassanal Bolkiah | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 9. |  The Queen's State of Arfire | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Bloodbath in Brazzaville” | |
| 10. |  The State of Tirsdag | Tyranny by Majority | “Getting By” |
