The Fattest Citizens in New India
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, New India is ranked 25,547th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Grod Island National Defence Battalion I | Left-wing Utopia | “Here We Stand” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of The Grod Emperor | Left-wing Utopia | “Grod is Good” | |
| 3. |  The People's Democratic Union of Indigrad | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Aikyam Balam Samajasya” |
