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The Nudest in New Hampshire

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Inactive Jiffakus	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.	The Queendom of Sarina Swift	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Pride and Industry”
3.	The State of Eastbeach	Civil Rights Lovefest	“From Many, One”
4.	The State of Pannacook	New York Times Democracy	“Dare we say”
5.	The Queendom of Angeliqua	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Searching”
6.	The State of Ancestor	Capitalist Paradise	“Homeland, Liberty, Freedom”
7.	The City-State of Sununu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.”
8.	The Nomadic Peoples of Lake Winnipesaukee	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Look at me! I'm sailing! It's a breakthrough right? ”
9.	The State of East Light	Right-wing Utopia	“You Can't Stop Progress”
10.	The State of Marsalforn	Tyranny by Majority	“Home”